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The Biscuit Readings is an improvised, live, interactive performance that has been presented since 2008. This family-friendly performance is very understated in its humour, and was developed to give heart to everyone.




Betty and Bert Bircher, from their all-terrain tea trolley offer you a nice cup of tea from their best china. You have a little chat, and Betty has a “flash”: the Biscuits have spoken! Betty knows your inner biscuit. Betty then explains your inner biscuit to you - It’s a bit like Astrology meets Arnotts. Best of all, when you’re done, you get to eat your biscuit.


Over the last 10 years, in their camper-van they have travelled far and wide, across Australia Biscuit Reading at festivals, private functions and parties, corporate events, launches and fundraisers.

Have you sorted your Inner Biscuit out?

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